You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
there is glitter all over my balls
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