Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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