Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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