This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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