So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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