You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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