you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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