Where is the hickey?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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