SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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