Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just pee around me
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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