Who wears a wallet chain?!
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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