Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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