Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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