yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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