508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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