I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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