thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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