Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me