i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.