they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.