After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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