two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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