So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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