Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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