I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
