I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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