They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish life had little blips of pornography
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Pooping to opera.
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