he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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