i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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