Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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