I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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