do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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