Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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