She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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