...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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