no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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