Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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