Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
It's official drugs can't kill me
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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