ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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