So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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