***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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