Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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