ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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