S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.