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(850): View more from Florida

it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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(703): View more from Virginia

My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big

(720): View more from Colorado

Welcome to my life

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(+49): View more from Germany

Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe

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(303): View more from Colorado

I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper

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(314): View more from Missouri

I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?

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