no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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