I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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