I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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