I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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