I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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