I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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