Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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