oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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