Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
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Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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