it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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