every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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