i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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